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🙂 My guess is:
you haven’t been diagnosed yet.
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🙂 I’m actually weirder
thank you think.
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I’d like to offer moral support
but I have questionable morals.
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🙂 If you figure me out
I want an explanation.
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🙂 I have terrible ideas
if you need any.
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Once you've read the dictionary
every book you read is a remix.
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Everything I like is either fattening, expensive or won't text me.
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Every once in a while
I check up on people I hate
to make sure I still hate them.
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🙂 Pizza is not a matter of life and death.
It's much more important than that.
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Diet is eating food that makes you sad...
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When you find out that someone hates the same person as you:
The beginning of a long, long friendship.
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Sorry, I am not Adele.
I don't wish the best for you, nor do I want to find someone like you.
I do however want to set fire on all your stuff!
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(Cat stares at wall. His owner looks at him.)

Cat:
Fun fact: If you stare at the wall long enough, your owner will think you can see a ghost.
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Are pizza restaurant in town, now has cards they punch, buy so many get one free.

My husband didn't know it. He paid the young girl said, " do you want a punch"

Husband was like WHAT
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Heads up! The following is probably not to everyone's taste or liking. If you are easily offended stop reading now.


I read a Tshirt at the rodeo over labor day that made me think of some of the seniors I read about here. It said:

You are as pleasant as an itchy butthole.

I often use humor to deal with challenging people and situations and this has gone through my mind more than once in the last week or so. Hope others get a giggle from it.
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Every time a door closes, and another door opens,
you are likely in prison.
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How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? It depends on whether you see it later or after a while.
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Two helium atoms walk into a bar.
He He :)
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Every time someone says "If I don't see you again, have a great weekend" I respond with "Well, what kind of weekend should I have if you DO see me again?" 🙂
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I hate those people who knock on your door and say you need to get "saved" or else you will "burn".

Stupid firemen.
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Dad: Did you know that the people living nearby actually can't be buried in that cemetery?

Kid: Why?

Dad: Because they're not dead yet.
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🙂 "I invented a new word today: Plagiarism!"
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"If a child doesn't want to take a nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?"

It's a crime either way cos if they go willingly, you end up with a kid napping.
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"Anyone can get buried when they die, if you want to be cremated you have to urn it."
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"I tell dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs."
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🙂 "What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They both have the same middle name."
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"My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'"
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🙃 “If you’re normal, the crowd will accept you. If you’re deranged, the crowd will make you their leader.”
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“I’m so passionate about not being passionate. It’s my biggest passion.”
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A narcoleptic vents about problems due to brain fog.

A list of the impact of brain fog on my daily life is possible, but I can't remember all the examples. All I can say is that some have been funny but not all.

Someone without narcolepsy responds.

Well, one is a senior citizen, and dementia, cognitive decline, neurodivergent conditions plus other things can create brain fog. When did you last see your doctor?

Narcoleptic responds.

I don't remember.
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