I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
The funeral has one less drunk.
🥰 “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.”
…after my coffee.
and
kiss a frog
and
trust in pizza
and
cry a little
and
¥££*<~!!!!**!!$&&!!!!!!
"He ain't afraid of hard work, he'll stand right next to it all day."
"What can be done with paperwork can be undone by more paperwork."
I should of asked him what he was wearing.
🌸🌸😉🌸🌸
and there are more than a couple of cars outside,
I drive right on by
because it could be an intervention.
Until the LSD wears off and I realized I am dragging a stolen mannequin
around the Denny's parking lot, and there are red and blue flashing lights 🚓
not fireworks. 🧨️🎇
A woman is watching a movie at the theater, when the people in front of start talking. She taps one on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, but I can't hear."
The person scowls and says, "I should hope not. This is a private conversation."
I would tell some jokes about circles but they're pointless
Why did the duck fall in love with the dog?
Because it was pure bread.
My friend told me she started a new craft.
I asked, "Which craft"?
She was offended and turned me into a newt.